Miss
Miss: (Noun) A failure to hit, catch, or reach something.Here is Zooey Deschanel ("the Rich Man's Katy Perry") at the premiere of her new film Yes Man. And you know I love me some Zooey, but just because she's one of my all-time girl crushes doesn't mean I can ignore the all sorts of wrong going on with these pictures. First of all, she looks like someone shot her in the face with Homer Simpson's make-up gun; secondly, she's wearing an ugly, blah dress that fits her like a potato sack and thirdly she's got what appears to be Christmas tree garland in her hair. And fourthy, she's at the premiere of a fucking Jim Carrey movie that she herself stars in. Really?!? Just so you know, there's no shame whatsoever in falling back on your music career.*
*Editor's note: excludes Jared Leto, Paris Hilton, Keanu Reeves, Scarlett Johansson and pretty much any other actor or actress who has tried their hand at music.
I smell sabotage... was Katy locked away in her kennel last night?
Hey now -- It's one thing to point out that Katy "fake lesby" Perry wishes she was Zooey. It is another altogether to say that Zooey has in any way some value based on a comparison to Katy "my tits are my ticket" Perry.
Zooey is not the any-man's Katy Perry. Zooey is talented and pretty in a relaxed and gentle way. Katy Perry has the talent equivalent of douchebag Spencer Pratt with a mouth full of dog shit.
Blech. Even in this dress and makeup, Zooey makes Katy look like a cheap crack whore.
I just do not get it. And I really want to, but she always looks like a deer caught in the head lights and her acting is so wooden that Al Gore could tell her to loosen up.
She looks like a blank eyed doll. And acting? I'm sorry I've watched her stuff and Madonna, Britney, and even on a good day Paris Hilton are better actors. She never inflects when she speaks, and she has one setting " fake wide eyed innocence." Its like watching a grown woman try to act like a 5 year old doing whatever scene she is in.
It this a closet thing? I mean like when all those closet man-boy lovers were drooling over Brook Shields back when she had no ass or chest? Is that it? Could it be cultural? I mean I got Parker Posey...now she kicked butt. Is this some emo hipster thing that has some super ironic subtext?
Physically she's got an average body with the sex appeal of a mannikin. So really, please, explain to me why she is so hot and special. Cause I would pick Lars' Real Girl over Zooey in a heartbeat.
Come on, Stacy, no love for the musical career of the one and only Bruno? Madness, I say.
Gotta side with Chuck B. here. Zooey is just Katy Perry without the chesticles. Here is a picture that illustrates my feelings with regard to Zookeeperey:
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1433/zd1hb7.jpg
Yeah, I made it. I rock the 'Shop.
I loath Kate Perry. And I want to suckle baby-like at Zooey's feet. She is so delicious.