Inevitably: (Adverb) Certain to happen; unavoidable.

Us Magazine is reporting that J Lo and Marc Anthony are at their "breaking point" after J Lo showed up at The Curious Case of Benjamin Button last week sans wedding rings and sans husband; in addition to multiple sources confirming the troubled marriage. The most surprising thing? It's not even J Lo's fault for once this time.

"He's very, very controlling of her," a close Anthony pal tells Us. "The skirts aren't as short. You don't see so much of that booty anymore." The new Us Weekly also reports that Anthony also picks out Lopez’s clothes and keeps tabs on her phone calls.

But Lopez -- who once claimed she "loved getting his opinions" -- has become less interested in his approval since the birth of their 10-month-old twins, Max and Emme. "She walks in from work, washes her hands and grabs the babies," a longtime friend tells Us. "With him, it's almost like, 'Ugh, they're crying again?'"

When J Lo and Creepy McSkeletorFace got married, I took a pool of my coworkers of how long it would last. I don't know if anyone had four years and seven months, and since I don't work there anymore and don't know what happened to the backside of the company memo that I wrote everyone picks down on, I guess I'll just be keeping that money. Sorry guys. But hey! On the plus side, J Lo's career has pretty much gone down the shitter since she married and subsequently got knocked up by Creepy McSkeletorFace, so if no more "Maid in Manhattans" ain't worth a $16 office pool prize, then I don't know what is.

More of J Lo and her amazing, gravity-defiant knockers at the Benjamin Button premiere: