Witty Retort: (Phrase) To say something in answer to a remark or accusation in a quick and inventive way.

Ashlee Simpson fired back at a rumor she saw on a blog last week that she's gained too much weight over the course of her pregnancy. Via her myspace blog:

Today I read on a blog that I went to the doctor and he said I was overweight and I cried and went to Planet Blue (because I was blue) and bought 6 pair of size 0 jeans. Now it is ridiculous to read such nonsense about oneself so I thought I would address this one...
1. My doctor says I am right on target with my weight gain
2. Have not been to Planet Blue in at least two years
3. Love my maternity jeans ..they have stretchy tops it is awesome!
4. My closet full of size 0's are being worn by Pete right now and he looks hot in them :)

Yeah, and anyway! If anyone is wearing size 0 girl jeans in that household it's that wussbag-- Oh. Crap. Ashlee totally just went and stole my joke. Well, I hope she feels really, really awesome about herself now. About as awesome as Pete Wentz's sperm count in those size 0's. Zing!! That's right, try having another baby now, assholes!

More of Ashlee promoting some crap somewhere last week: