Make-Believe: (Adjective) Something pretended; feigned; imaginary; made-up.

I want to know, dammit. No! I really want to know who this horseshit is marketed towards. Are there really, honestly people who exist in this world who will say: "Yes. That is what I want to smell like. A retarded fairy whore." This is one of life's greatest mysteries for me, along with anyone who thinks Sarah Palin was a good idea and how football works. Don't even try to explain that last one to me either, because I don't care and I won't listen.

More of Paris headed into Letterman last week to promote her Retarded Fairy Whore perfume. Yes, she really was on Letterman for that.