Showdown
Showdown: Noun. A final test or confrontation intended to settle a dispute.After almost three excruciating years, it sounds like the bloodthirsty public might finally be getting the ultimate showdown we've all been waiting for: Angelina Jolie vs. Jennifer Aniston! Me-ow! According to Us Weekly, Brad, Angie and Jen are all among invited hosts of this year's pre-Oscar "Night Before" party.
I guess the only thing left to determine now is weapon of choice. What's it gonna be, bare fists or brass knuckles? How about switchblades? Or we could rock this "Gladiator" style with a couple of pugil sticks and spandex? No, no! I got it... Two words: ninja swords. Either that or third world country orphan swinging. Place your bets now!
My money is on Angelina, she looks like she could cut a bitch. Aniston strikes me as a cry-baby. Also if we're swinging third world babies, we know who's better equiped for that fight.
I can't BELIEVE people are still on this shit...good lord, who gives a flying fuck?
Aniston has been a hostess for years. I think it's crap that Angelina and Brad would invite themselves, it's just so inconsiderate, but then again, that's Angelina!!
JELLO MATCH!!! If their going to fight, jello wrestling is the way to go. No one cares who wins as it is, so it might as well be entertaining.
Second the jello wrestling....in skimpy, easily torn-off bikinis...
Jennifer is WAAAAAY sexier than Angelino. She is like a woman that would live next door that you are too scared to talk to because you would never think she would talk to you. Angelino is the bitch that lives in the rittzy neighborhood with the pissy foreign accent.
Oh god, Angelina, hands down. Jennifer Aniston would get her man-looking ass handed back to her. And then go whine to People about it for three eyars.
If Pitt was a Real Man, he'd have found a way to make it with both these chicks at the same time.
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Jennifer could resurrect her Friends cast mates and blindside Angelina Westside Story style and it still wouldn't be enough as Jolie can lay waste to them with just one gaze and send them back to their TV-shaped coffins.
Can't anyone else see Jennifer flying off into a blind rage?
Like, in "Kill Bill" when Beatrix would have her flashbacks and you'd hear that alarm-type noise and everything goes red?
It'd be like O-ren vs. Beatrix, with Angie as the former and Jen as The Bride.
(But seriously, they should let the folks move on with their shit. And I think Angelina could probably hold her own for a bit. But the both of them would probably snap in half, at some point.)
@ Kelli: "That's Angelina!". Like she doesn't belong at an Oscar party? Ha. What was the last semi-decent movie Aniston made... ever?
Angelina could kick Aniston's ass with one hand tied behind her back at least once a day and twice on Sundays. But she doesn't need to because she has the guy and the kids.
The tabloids would have us believe that there is a rivalry between these two which is ludicrous.I don't see Aniston as they type of woman who would sit at home and mope for 3 years. I bet she's been getting some (a lot, actually) all along and enjoying the hell out of it because she's astute enough to keep her private life out of the tabloids.
jolie for sure.
have you seen mr and mrs smith?