Jackpot: Noun. A large cash prize in a game or lottery, esp. one that accumulates until it is won.

If there's one thing that wasn't already abundantly clear about Jennifer Lopez, it's that she's not above putting a price on her unborn children. With the impending birth of the Latino Jesus Christ(s), AdAge is reporting that People and OK! Magazine might be negotiating in upwards of $6 Million (!!!) for exclusive rights.

Personally, I don't give a rat's ass what J. Lo and Marc Anthony's little fraggle babies look like,  how much she makes on the photos, or if she names them Jackpot and Dinero. Because it doesn't change the fact that in 15 years these kids are going to fucking hate Jennifer Lopez, just like everyone else.