Frumpy

scarjoport0219_1.jpgFrumpy: Adjective. The characteristic of wearing dowdy old-fashioned clothes.

After the hot best fresbian action yesterday, I'm saddened to bring you Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman's "We just really, really, really like each other" publicity tour: part frumpy. What the hell is going on here? If ScarJo had helmet hair and that skirt was made of denim, she would be a ringer for my high school art teacher Mrs. Allen -- who was gross, by the way. And I actually like the sweater dress thing Natalie is wearing, but in a way that I would buy it from Anthropologie and wear it myself. If I was attending a press conference (like the fancy ones in my dreams, where I'm voted World's Cutest Gossip Blogger) I would probably find something nicer to wear, though.

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4 Comments


tmj said:

well i guess they really are just friends because if scarjo was trying to impress a love interest she certainly wouldn't be doing it with that trash bag of a skirt she has on.

Natalie's dress is cute though.


F.C. said:

It's the beginning of the end when you stop dressing up for your lover.


They look so pretttyyyy!


jvon said:

I don't know. I think it makes them more attractive. I'm always pretty sure I can score with a girl dressed like a retard, no matter how hot she is. And here are two of them!