Toga

katie0108_1.jpgOh, hell no.

Alright, Katie -- I'm sorry, Kate -- I know you're trying to look all couture 'n shit these days. But this? Is a fucking tragedy. That's not a dress, that's a sparkly bedsheet wrapped around your body -- known in some circles as a toga. And if you're going to put one of those things on, you had better be prepared to either compete in a chariot race or do a kegstand. Your choice.

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belushi_toga.jpgToga: A loose flowing outer garment worn by the citizens of ancient Rome, made of a single piece of cloth and covering the whole body apart from the right arm. Saw resurgence in 20th century as a garment to be worn to a frat party, where one might consume copious amounts of beer.


5 Comments


BarbadoSlim said:

Very unflattering torso to thigh ratio.


BLA said:

If she wanted to wear something loose and unflattering in order to emphasize her sickly frame and dead eyes, then mission accomplished.


Kolby said:

That bedsheet probably cost more than my car. I guess couture is her reward for carrying L. Ron's demon spawn to term.


ilikenicethings said:

I'm not a particular fan of Ms. Holmes but I do have eyes and she looks really really good in that sparkly bedsheet.

I think it's great how pajibans can come here and do the whole Perez Hilton thing while still pretending they're above it all.

Great job!


rose no thorns said:

SHE looks good. The outfit...fuck, it's a sparkly bedsheet! One of the folks over on Celebitchy said it best. She looks like a Harry Potter house-elf in that thing.